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The Horologicon

Mark Forsyth · 2012 · 9 ideas · 9 min

Contends that English once had precise, delightful words for nearly every mundane hour of the day, and that reviving them makes ordinary experience feel sharper and funnier.

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Why this book

Mark Forsyth's premise is playful but has a real argument underneath it: standard dictionaries organize words alphabetically, which is useful for looking things up but useless for discovering them, since no one browses the letter Q for fun. Forsyth reorganizes hundreds of obscure, often centuries-old English words by the hour of the day when you would actually need them, from pre-dawn anxiety to late-night stumbling home, on the theory that vocabulary is better taught through situation than through spelling.

The deeper claim is that English used to be far richer at naming everyday human experience than it is now, and that this richness got discarded not because the experiences stopped happening but because the words fell out of fashion. A word for the specific anxious wakefulness before sunrise, or for the state of pretending to work, tells us something about what past generations of English speakers noticed and cared enough about to name. Recovering these words is less an antiquarian hobby than a way of noticing your own day more precisely.

Who should read it

Word lovers, writers, and anyone who enjoys trivia with genuine linguistic substance rather than trivia for its own sake will find this immensely satisfying. It also suits readers who want humor delivered in short, digestible sections rather than sustained argument.

About the author

Mark Forsyth is a British writer and blogger known as "The Inky Fool," and the author of several bestselling books about the history and oddities of the English language, including The Etymologicon.

The ideas

01English had a specific word for pre-dawn anxious wakefulness02There is a word for pretending to work, and it is very old03Insults for pompous know-it-alls have a long, inventive history04The word rhubarb for stage mumbling has a genuinely surprising etymology05There's a specific word for the deceptively long final stretch of a journey06Drinking culture generated an enormous, highly specific vocabulary07The organizing structure of the book is itself an argument about reference books08Many forgotten words describe workplace hierarchy and etiquette09Reviving dead words is presented as harmless, low-stakes mischief
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